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Make just one mistake and you are forever in the news.

Did you hear about the long delays on the golf course outside Washington, DC?

Seems like there was a foursome that was taking forever to get around the course. The group consisted of Monica Lewinski, OJ Simpson, Ted Kennedy, and Bill Clinton.

According to observers, the problems they were having were attributable to typical problems faced by the novice golfer. Monica is a hooker, OJ is a slicer, Kennedy can't drive over water, and Clinton is never sure which hole he's supposed to be playing.

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