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A Golfers Apology

Fellow golfers,

I have an apology to make. I let down my fans. I have to admit that in recent years I have lusted, in my heart, after Catherine Zeta Jones, the movie star. I have been unfaithful to my golfing values. I should have lusted after pars, birdies and eagles, but I felt entitled to more.
Money and fame has turned me away from what I know is truly important. I will go into therapy for this addiction. I don’t know when I will return to golf; maybe soon, maybe never.

Sincerely,
Tim Reading

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