Permission to play golf
Four married gentlemen happily went golfing.
During the 4th hole the following conversations took place:
First Guy:
You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend...I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.
Second Guy:
That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool.
Third Guy:
Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.
They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him, 'You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?'
Fourth guy:
I just set my alarm for 5 am. When it went off, I gave the wife a slap on her ass and said, 'Golf course or intercourse? ' She said: 'Wear sun-block."