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Three golfing partners died in a car wreck and went to heaven..
Two golfers were sitting at the 19th hole
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday.
A father spoke to his son, "It's time we had aÂ little talk my son.
Four married guys go golfing.
A husband reluctantly agreed to play in the couples' alternate shot tournament at his club.
Wife - "Where the heck have you been?
Permission to play golf
God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy
I PLAY GOLF ON Wednesdays!
10 things that sound dirty in golf, but aren't
Actual calls received at a public golf course
Wallerstein was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second.
The Golf Cart Accident
A man is out hitting a few golf balls around and decides to take a break.
A Golfers Apology
A retired corporate executive, now a widower, decided to take a vacation.
President Obama presses PGA for major changes
A young woman had been taking golf lessons.
Ed and Dorothy meet
An 80 year old Italian goes to his doctor for an annual check-up.
Here's the outline for the chapters of my 2nd book.
A Catholic priest, an Indian doctor, a rich, Chinese businessman, and an Irishman were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them.
The Gospel According to St. Titleist
Best Genie Story
Golf in Africa
And the moral of the story is .....
A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf.
One Saturday morning, I got up early, dressed, quietly slipped quietly into the garage to put my golf clubs into the trunk,
Golf quotes - Good Ones
Here are just a few last thoughts before your swing
Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice.
Cows, Golf and a Wife!
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for the little blue "Viagra" pill.
A young man and a priest were playing together.
Colleagues: AARP has negotiated with the PGA to modify the Rules of Golf for seniors.
Moses and Jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day.
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
RULES of Bedroom Golf:
Another Golf Injury
Truly Useful "Golf Book"
Preacher Playing Hooky
As we age, our priorities change...
Subject: Golf death
It was a sunny morning, a little before 8:00 a.m., on the first hole of a busy course and I was beginning my pre-shot routine,
The room was full of pregnant women, with their partners.
Keeping the spirit of St. Paddy's day going.
Every weekend, the four lawyers from a law firm always played a round of golf.
Robin's golf video
Shortly after the Pope had apologized to the Jewish People for the treatment of Jews by the Catholic Church over the years,
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
80 year old man went to the doctor for a checkup and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in.
One day an Irishman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten long years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon.
One day a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie.
Tiger Woods said...
Four hardcore, four-time a week, six-handicappers teed off @ 6:16 this morning at our finest private course here in town.
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
Perfect Golf Shot
A new sign at Woodruff?
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.
Make just one mistake and you are forever in the news.
Wisdom of St. Mashie-Niblick
Top 10 Caddy Comments
Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Golf Is Better Than Sex
MONTANA GOLFING ADVISORY
Frank and Ron, longtime golfing buddies, were involved in a match-play contest with the score "all-square" at the 18th tee.
A woman is enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends one day. "Oh, No! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband!
An 80-year old guy goes to the doctor for a check-up.
A foursome is waiting at the men's tee while another foursome of ladies is hitting from the ladies' tee.
Golf and the Pope
Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.
A nun is talking with her Mother Superior. "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it."
Two lawyers, Jon and Bill, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf.
A golfer set up his ball on the first tee,
New rules of Golf
21 Maxims of Golf
The question: Over a generation ago, in 1923, who was:
Jack and Frances are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.
A golfer set up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees.
The bride came down the aisle and when she reached the altar, the groom was standing there with his golf bag and clubs at his side.
An octogenarian who was an avid golfer moved to a new town and joined the local Country Club.
A woman goes to the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published.
A 75-year-old woman went to the doctor for a check up.
Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar.
Between 6:30 and 6:45 Four guys who worked together always golfed as a group at 7:00 a.m. on Sunday.
"What's wrong with my game, caddy?"
"Caddy, I'd move heaven and earth to break 100"
A man was showing his friend a new set of matching golf clubs he had just bought.
Show me a sportsman who's a good loser...
"What makes you think McGruder used to be in construction?"
"Your putting's better than ever. Are those bifocals?"
A golfer set up his ball on the first tee,
A drunk playing golf with a nun.
Just a few quotes about golf
A guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog for Sale."
You gotta love those caddies!
"Father, is it a sin in the eyes of the Lord to play golf on a Sunday?"
"Sorry, hon, But I gotta' get up, shower and meet my buddies for a round of golf."
"Playing today, Harry?"
Ever wonder why golf is growing in popularity and people who don't even play go to tournaments or watch it on TV?
"Why so late teeing off?"
"Darling, remember the day we were married?"
This sign was posted at a local course
A couple whose passion had waned saw a marriage counselor
The difference between golf and tennis is
Tom's tee shot off the ninth fareway hooks horribly and skips off the clubhouse roof.
A grandfather and grandson were playing golf together.
A young golfer was playing in his first PGA Tour event.
It's All About "LOFT"...
Bees on the Golf Course