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Just a few quotes about golf

"One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball." -Don Carter, pro bowler


It's surprisingly easy to sink a 20 foot putt when you lie 10.


"Golf's a hard game to figure. One day you'll go out and slice it, shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink." --Bob Hope


You can put "draw" on the ball, you can put "fade" on the ball, but no golfer can put "straight" on the ball.

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